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dirtyberd: “You can do it” “Gimme that pancake batter” “If you don’t cum soon I’m calling the police” “Pretend I’m a toaster strudel and you’re the frosting packet” “Can’t wait to see that baby juice” “Watch out, he’s gonna blow” “Ooh yes gimme some milk for my cereal” “It’s garbage day, fill up this cum … Continue reading Good things to say when a guy is about to cum?
deathclawboyfriend: nikocat: my furry ass when the werewolf pulls out his knot
torakoneko: Executive Dysfunction
weresehlat: paxamericana: paxamericana: paxamericana: hillary clinton told a joke at the al smith dinner tonight. it’s a very simple joke. and these two CNN panelists have completely misunderstood it at every turn. it is making me so god damn angry. the gist of the joke is “when i look at the statue of liberty, i … Continue reading
withtheworms: This is canon until Toby Fox contacts me directly and tells me I’m wrong.
the-entire-furry-fandom: slumbermancer: sometimes the notification box on posts forgets how to be a functional element of a web page and just starts cramming actual posts from my blog into itself, engulfing the notes and eating them alive i guess THE CRAB
transboychad: hmm when i flap my arms and rub my face to stim it’s “distracting” and “creepy” but when allistics make slime and cut sand suddently stimming is cool
gudakko: cryptictranz: closetedguyy: cryptictranz: closetedguyy: transmedwaterdeer: closetedguyy: sansv0re: closetedguyy: gudakko: *waits for tumblr to solve this mess so i can start selling these* are you going to make shoelaces as well is there a joke i’m missing here why would he make shoelaces so we don’t have to steal them from the president Bad addition … Continue reading
tranarchist: They did surgery on a grape
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