Author: dadmek
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theroomyouneverenter: theroomyouneverenter: girl in language class: so why are you taking Italian? 🙂 me thinking about my plan to go back in time and raw Leonardo Da Vinci so hard he can’t walk for three days: I love the food to clear things up because some of you clearly cannot fucking read: i am a … Continue reading
sanitize me
poewk: disney-official: * grabs your head and starts pouring hand sanitizer directly into your throat* j call that thrube (thrussy lube)
Popularity, Liberty, and Other Inexplicable Phenomenon
cancerousvillain: thatgirlnevershutsup: hardlyfatal: Popularity, Frida Kahlo, and Other Signs of the End of the World. Cake, Fairy Princes, and Othher Reasons I’m Banned From the Library
reenuka: reenuka: pussysoupforthesoul: ladyshinga: I used to think the idea of aliens having human zoos was horrifying but honestly if a bunch of aliens want to watch me sit and watch Netflix all day in a cozy little environment where I don’t have to pay for rent or food and they have human-specialist doctors on … Continue reading
deathdaydream: this is what we’re gonna see on our phones when world war three begins:
wwisuggestions: wwisuggestions: get bored and antagonise the french
prisonsentience: just heard my roommate yell ‘you USED me!!!’ from the living room n im sitting here like ??? 2 seconds later my rat comes running into my room holding a french fry in his lil baby mouth
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