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normal-horoscopes: deathskitten: millenary-kid: normal-horoscopes: Aries: An empire of fire and salt water. Fertile island fortresses patrolled by many-armed stone sentinels wielding golden flamberges. Rivers of fire spilling into the sea. Taurus: An empire of honey and snow. Castles that stand as decadent art. Colossal ghostly spirit foxes watch over forests of cherry trees. Gemini: An … Continue reading The Signs and Empire:
thyrell: xxxtictacion: Hey uh op…. where’s your url… there’s no url because god sent this post down to us
cornerof5thandvermouth: lethal-cuddles: loverofpiggies: xeniawarriorprincesa: dunecup: sasquartz: briannathestrange: A real, actual, I-am-not-fucking-lying-to-you-this-truly-happened moment from the Christmas special Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa ricky: great-grandma, you always know just what to say! ricky’s great-grandma: dohuhohohwhehelghuhohokesynohehCHRISTMAS huahhahohoho I thought of this while i was driving today and almost drove into my mailbox It’s that time of year again … Continue reading
gay-bananamancer: eggcup: hmm? what’s that? oh, you don’t like my seeds? *evolves into a fruit that bears no seeds but is now a monoculture that is especially susceptible to pests and disease* how about that idiot Don’t vague post about bananas you scum
toast-potent: this post is a roller coaster, not in the way that people call wild posts “roller coasters,” but in the way that i knew something was up when i started reading the first paragraph, it was like the track slowly rising up, the wording just tipped me off, i knew there was going to … Continue reading
catlateralart: i drew this post
unpopular-ship-queen: boggoth: arondeus: theotherguysride: academicssay: On poverty and pronunciation in academia Oh. Why I never mock or even bring attention to mispronunciation in a conversation, and will snap down anyone who tries to Besides poverty, for many peoplevEnglish is a second (or third+) language and has weird rules too. Most of the time, even when … Continue reading
thetruerarkher: roll-for-anal-circumference: avidneopian: cosmipup: is matt mercer fucking ok Wait they have a mansion? That was likely right after Scientology bought half the company. Excuse me
soudastream: soudastream: soudastream: i am coming down off anesthesia and i have a great idea for a text post hold on when someone asks you if you know the letter after F
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