bigmoodblr: Axe Murderer: Time to die Me: *sobbing* Why are you doing this Axe Murderer: Cause you be on that phone My Mama: I TOLD YOU
Author: dadmek
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bebethebudgie: yamino: yamino: archewill: *smoke emiting from clenched fist* woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!! *ring melts off woman’s hand* woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr.. woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* I read the description and though “surely it’s not actually like that” The contrast between the unbelievably extra voice acting and the extremely stiff … Continue reading
abracafuckko: I think one of my absolute favourite things about TAZ is that Griffin got to write a campaign in which the three free agents, the three moving parts that he relied on to make his story work, were the three people he knows best in the whole universe. People talk about Griffin’s story being … Continue reading
sapphomets: mountain dew sounds like something a gentle witch would feed to her pet field mice to bless them but in reality its like drinking battery acid
docsaturday: in hell you sit alone in a dark room with no windows or door and it’s completely empty aside from yourself and a tv that plays the voltron transformation sequence on an endless loop. there’s no remote or off button.
mamoru: mamoru: why does wikipedia call the torah the “hebrew bible”? no…we call it the torah. we named it. we named the torah, and called it the torah. it is. the torah power move. hot take. this is a power take
kyoguru: this is still the best thing i’ve drawn relating to homestuck
yells-at-cats: haters will hear me scuttling inside their walls
crazeecraze: casualevilzacharie: normal-horoscopes: sudorm-rfslash: nyanymous: normal-horoscopes: pickls-n-pinks: normal-horoscopes: IF SHES YOUR GIRL THAN WHY DOES SHE HAVE EYELIDS AND WORKING KNEES hey can i just ask what the fuck are you posting IF SHES YOUR GIRL THAN HOW COME SHE BLEEDS IN REVERSE IF SHES YOUR GIRL WHY IS SHE GROWING STEADILY CLOSER IN MY … Continue reading
My parents made me sleep in separate room at young age because I farted too much :(
tariqah: tariqah: WHALEHKSHSLSHWKSUKSSUKSHAJSHAHDHSHKSHSKSHSDHDKDHSKDHDJHSJSHSHSJSHSKSHSKS SCREAM I’m sorry anon but this is so funny this is literally like Pumbaa’s backstory from the Lion King… I can’t take it anymore
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