timerunning: straight person: haha, u know that relatable thing where you say the most hurtful shit you can think of when you fight with your partner me, a normal person: no?
Author: dadmek
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doglords: doglords: doglords: doglords: This whole fucking time I thought the mall near my apartment was going to be holding a Grinch vs. Santa wrestling match but now I’m pretty sure it was just a creative way to announce they’re going to have both Santa and the Grinch available for your kid to take pictures … Continue reading
chickenkeeping: bugkeeping: met a very confused bee who thought my pants were a flower today the chickens managed to convince a worryingly large number of people that bees make chicken sounds. all because they couldn’t stop begging me for Treats while i was filming
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cockyhorror: I thought the age of obscure aesthetic photos was over but here I am in 2017 faced with this
arabellesicardi: seesalt: Me: I’m gonna set a personal deadline Me to me: She’s a huge pushover do whatever you want i’ve never been so attcked in my mf life
wombuttress: sounddesignerjeans: evil-britney: *takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath* you mean, skin? What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.
coffee-iv: perissologist: THIS TURNED OUT SO MUCH BETTER THAN EXPECTED you missed the best bit
thottavius-rex: mmm die from the plague I must
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