mossbian: my wife in twenty years, picking flowers along a mountain trail: what’s on your mind, babe me: oh nothing. it’s just that this is… my wife: just like in skyrim? 🙂 me, wiping a tear from my eye: just like in skyrim.
Author: dadmek
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Things on my grandpa’s dirt road farm that was actually pretty creepy in hindsight
divinesmite: There was always a specific spot where anything mechanical would shut down. Cars would stall and a four wheeler would cut off A graveyard that didn’t belong to our family sat beside the home. We don’t know the names on the gravestones There was a skeleton in the forest. We don’t know who passed … Continue reading Things on my grandpa’s dirt road farm that was actually pretty creepy in hindsight
3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h: suspend: NEVER SCROLL THROUGH OLD MESSAGES I SWEAR U WILL STUMBLE UPON ONE THAT WILL BREAK UR HEART
maxrobby: when u crinkle literally any bag and ur cat comes Runnin:
pissvortex: pissvortex: i never know wtf is inside of these egrolls i just know its good
if you’re having a bad day
mckenziekatherine: mckenziekatherine: mckenziekatherine: just remember that I, a registered nurse with a bachelors degree, accidentally glued a patient’s foreskin shut over his penis and had to call a urology doctor to come help me get it to retract I had to send a page that said “I glued the patient’s penis shut. send help.” The … Continue reading if you’re having a bad day
theflyingfoxy: me: -puts any sort of blanket on my head- brain: ah, my liddol russian lady. please get me some beets
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