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oau: validate me
Author: dadmek
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huffylemon:
toadprince: me: h 30-40 year old male writer who is still bitter that he wasn’t a chick magnet sex god in high school: And there she was. The most beautiful girl at Washington High School. I’m completely in love with her. But she’s dating that brainless dumb jock Chadley Bradson.
yeah-yeah-beebiss-1: devilishdescent: yourfavefucks: The Grinch fucks to survive! this is phrased like a new smash character announcement
superspacesnail: lol remember this totally canon thing that happened in homestuck?
fucckingbagofbags: birdbian: i am a bright and colourful piñata and god is a 13 year old birthday boy whose parents have just announced their divorce. this reads like a john mulaney bit
trophyhusbandvictor: i’ve been on this site for 7 years i know damn well it’s not gonna get deleted. i’m not even a little nervous. not even god could kill this site
slimetony: Secret operating system
betta-every-day: I’d like to introduce a very special girl! This is Bee. Bee is a pet store betta and a yellow koi veil tail. She’s a marble, and is piloting my research project on the epigenetic principles in transposon movement potentially causing tumors. When we are done, she will be my pet, like Dæmon, and … Continue reading
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