THEY GOT ENECOO
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Author: dadmek
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catoinstituteofficial: rhinehard: wahbegan: frogmp3: mens-rights-activia: the-nerdy-aspie: mens-rights-activia: meatswitch: daydreaming-of-puppies: Men get pegged as shallow a lot, but in my real life experience, women are more shallow than men. A lot of the men I’ve talked to don’t care if a woman has some extra weight, or is taller than them, or doesn’t have flawless skin. … Continue reading
turing-tested: turing-tested: the new sims update just turned sims 4 into a first person shooter game
browngirl: any word ending in -ie is cute tbh. cookie, sweetie, babie, die
theorangedeath: -When I told the army doctor that sometimes my period pains make me unable to function for days, he didn’t even write that down.-When I told my dad “don’t touch me, I’m in pain” he backed down for a moment until my mom told him “she’s on her period”. Then he just laughed.-When I told my … Continue reading
centipeetle: jawbone-the-tenth: Hey, if we’re mutuals don’t forget that: You can ask for my Skype You can ask for my Steam You can ask for my Discord You can kill me in one hit
gaypeopletwitter:
heartfuzz: i saw my own post on my dash for the first time so here’s some explaination: 1. “The foos are fighting now until 10pm” is dad’s way of telling me “foo fighters are on austin city limits for a full hour” 2. he does not call me pops he calls himself pops and he … Continue reading
asoftloveliness: I hate when people call randomly… like if you’re not the love of my life or my mother, please text to schedule an appointment first.
dadmek 