neutroisenjolras: if you ever try to befriend me and you expect to be in frequent contact with me i am so sorry. i do that with maybe two people and even then i often go days or weeks without saying anything before talking daily for a while.  the point is if we dont talk that … Continue reading

ankle-beez: kaijuemperor: ankle-beez: THAT’S GAY RIGHTS BAYBEE Whats up with the audience score? The audience score is so bad because it’s all angry neckbeards complaining about how they can’t jack off to it and how it’s all an evil conspiracy by the ess jay double you’s and people leaving 1 star reviews to get the … Continue reading

curiooftheheart: celticpyro: buzzlightyearhugecock: buzzlightyearhugecock: the world was so much darker before i tasted flesh just so we’re clear, this was a post about the first time i sucked a dick. This post was two consecutive sucker punches to the face. Really three because I also had to read OP’s name

dersely: momlonde: do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them “probably”

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