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open-plan-infinity: flacomexicano: sleezed: I wanna kiss you in places you’re insecure about my hairy booty hole

quorpiest: dragontatoes: Warm blooded creature: wow I’m chilly Warm blooded creature: *vibrates* Cold blooded creature: wow I’m chilly Cold blooded creature: goes into a coma

aggressionbread: Hey in light of recent Tumblr events, please remember that a *coffin* widens around the shoulder area and then narrows toward the feet, and a *casket* remains one width the entire time. *Vampires* sleep in *coffins* please do well to remember this in case you have guests.

frogyell: me as a detective walking up to look at a dead body: ok first of all, big mood,

oatphil: I thought about this for like two weeks now

eatsleepcrap: queerstatic: eatsleepcrap: queerstatic: eatsleepcrap: queerstatic: tell me something nice, hit me with those positive vibess the earliest recorded named cat lived over 3000 years ago in egypt and was called ‘nedjem’ which means sweetie the pet cat of prince thutmose was called ‘tai miuwette’ which means ‘little mewer’ in medieval england so many cats … Continue reading

krinkshame: *posts any picture* tumblr:

sugawara-kkoushi: censorship: i genuinely believe that 2012 was the optimal tumblr experience. like if you didnt live through 2012, you havent fully understood how much of a hell site this is. to jog some ppl’s memories: francieum quirkybrittany justgirlythings “I like your shoelaces” “I stole them from the president” and people actually fucking doing this … Continue reading