the-carmevore: gaymabelpines: the-carmevore: unviersity application: what are your three best qualities?me: im gay i have soft hair and sometimes i cry because i love my friends “I’m gay” = I am confident in myself and my sexuality; “I have soft hair” = I take care of myself and my body well, and put effort into … Continue reading
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The McElroy Experience
vaccuumcleanest: Step 1) Find Monster Factory Step 2) Find a McElroy Podcast (usually MBMBAB or TAZ) Step 3) Furiously consume all McElroy content Step 4) Enlightened, strive to become a legitimately good person.
deadpan-searcher: Relevant
https://dadmek.tumblr.com/post/180240934189/audio_player_iframe/dadmek/tumblr_oorx8tWADs1sjnq4e?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fdadmek%2F180240934189%2Ftumblr_oorx8tWADs1sjnq4e scotchtapeofficial: perchu: paper-mario-wiki: why is. why there a megalovania bit at the end i dont know what youre talking about thats how the song goes
unclefather: Just had a child say “circumcise me, captain!” And his mom smacked him in the back of the head and said “I’m so sorry I don’t know where he heard that I don’t even know if he knows what that means” and I’m thinking about how kids are just walking shitpost generators
loloftheday: Our cat had all four roommates feeding him each day because he acted like he was starving and we didn’t know that the other roommate already fed him. This was our solution, hopefully he will slim down a bit.
dankmemeuniversity:
starbuckssollux: starbuckssollux: fortnite will never be as good as minecraft.call me an old fart who hates the youth all you want but its my opinion. like, especially the youtube content for fortnite. all fortnite content is is annoying white men trying to capitalize on it by getting ~super duper cool skinz XD~ and other dumb … Continue reading
yazzdonut: hidden spell
dadmek 