chefpyro: chefpyro: good thing this here internet box exists. back in the 12th century or whatever i would have had to shout my bullshit from the window me hanging out my window in the dead of night, 1127 AD: I HAVE TWELVE TOES AND SEVEN EYES a guardsman, already aiming for my nuts with his … Continue reading
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randomthingsthatilike123: rootbeergoddess: starsberrisnunicorns: “…Gurira beat out Avengers: Infinity War’s Chris Hemsworth, Jurassic World star Chris Pratt, Deadpool 2’s Ryan Reynolds, and her Black Panther co-star, Chadwick Boseman, for the honor.” “Thank you for affirming that women and girls, when they are given the chance to hang with the boys, can hang with the best of … Continue reading
smallmetal: im not a gamer but i can sympathize, because i know its been a hard couple of weeks for all of you. first sans fucks your mom and then mr mime fucks your mom too. im sending thoughts and prayers.
https://dadmek.tumblr.com/post/180161742704/audio_player_iframe/dadmek/tumblr_or3qis45y11tqjz8q?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fdadmek%2F180161742704%2Ftumblr_or3qis45y11tqjz8q theawesomeadventurer: johnnys-robot-gloves: this fucks me up every time I listen to it
powerjock: people don’t want to talk about it but Austin Powers DID fuck Beyoncé
rhemamichelle: thelovelybones124: I fucking hate y’all LMFAOOO 😭😭 THIS IS SO UGLY DKGFDJKFFJK
pope-goodvibes: pope-goodvibes: middle aged facebook women be like I hope they have WINE in prison because i just ran over 2 kids while on a coke bender MENopause, MENstruation, MANslaughter… all a womans problems start with MEN!!!!! *pic of minion sipping wine*
unescapable: University: I have made a graduate. Student Counsellor: You’ve ruined a perfectly good young adult, is what you’ve done. Look at it. It’s got anxiety.
pukicho: That guy who fell asleep during a 24 hour marathon playing majora’s mask will always be fucking hilarious
dadmek 