citrus-general: “ When all is said and done You’ll believe God is a woman “
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thenarius: galpalactic: this thread has me in tears right now We were driving to a restaurant and wanted to see how long the wait was. My dad handed me the phone book and asked me to look up the number. I, for whatever reason, thought he said “get rid of this”. So I opened the … Continue reading
the-four-humors: despazito: despazito: theres something that feels very colonial/imperialist about superfood fads the idea that a rare and exotic grain or berry from some pristine Ecuadorian mountain or a salt slab from “the himalayas”(those are all mined in Pakistan) will suddenly cure you with their magical benefits is all pseudoscience. eating more fresh produce is definitely … Continue reading
cursedkinoftheday: Today’s Cursed Kin: The Grinch from Homestuck
unshaped: when you’re on tumblr and your parents won’t stop walking into your room
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: loveyatothemoonandback: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: iamstudentdelusion: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: turing-tested: god was so fucked up when she made humans like yes let’s give them uhhhhh the capability to love but also let’s give them small caves inside their skull in which to accumulate snot. they’ll love that shit i love every part of this post i also love … Continue reading
aaaaa42: j3ff-the-killer: aaaaa42: j3ff-the-killer: aaaaa42: Bernie sanders gets elected and he has a rocking chair put in the oval office and he sits down on it to take a nap and he just doesnt wake up for four years *comes up behind you, grabs in headlock, holds knife to your neck* youre fucking dead meat … Continue reading
bomp-ks: Where’s the issue?
bethanyimade-biscuits: Im not sorry