marina-pepsi: ultra-frog: wildlifemajor: ultra-frog: you know when you realise you have parasitic worms in your intestines and you’re just like “finally someone who wants to be inside me” Your doctor will never understand the loving bond you share. Finally, someone who gets it It’s like venom but worse!
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bradley-upperbitch-iii: Translation: Hey gang, I just ran after this animal. Someone tell me what animal is this. Look. It’s weird, I found it. I thought it was a duck. Look at its feet, my god *bird kicks* HEY, CALM IT FUCKER, DON’T PECK ME. My mom has a zoo at her house, I’m gonna take … Continue reading
dennys: moosey-art: Their love was forbidden, but it was meant to be. this was in the dennys tag. not sure why. definitely pleased.
oppa-homeless-style: dejamlovren: cointelprole: tilthat: TIL during the middle ages there was a legal category called “enbrotherment” that allowed two men to share living quarters, pool their resources, and effectively live as a married couple. The couple shared “one bread, one wine, one purse.” via reddit.com Lads?
numberlover1729: cavecrystal: ask-dbh-ralph: ohmehgawdnotagain: thessiansunfish: dangerbooze: my-little-ninja: daeva-agas: that-duck-in-paris: that-artgirl: dangerbooze: dad-monster: prettyboyshyflizzy: theanimangagirl: myfriendscallmemaury: uberfaenatic: starkinglyhandsome: cloudyobsession: yourlocalpsychopath: randomthingieshere: abbysrwk: paradoxsocks: merlinsbearditsthedoctor: gallifreyanprincess: merlinsbearditsthedoctor: pizzaforpresident: why are people even questioning obesity in america why is your tea liquidised? ….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!? ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN … Continue reading
Stop me.
This ask sent shivers down my spine. Real, raw fear burst through my veins at these words you just uttered. Mrs. Obama it’s been an honor.
actorsallusionpresents: seaofolives: darkarfs: Big Dave. One of the good ones. guys batista is honestly one of the greatest human beings alive ude Dave Bautista cried when he got the role of Drax in GotG and then threw himself into acting classes to prepare.
Shrek Character abilities
marina-pepsi: Fionna: Nightly Ogremorph, Voice of Avian Explosion, Infinite Courage Shrek: Eternal Song, Swarm of Locusts, Immunity to fire, Terrifying Presence Donkey: Suave Aura, Lustful Presence (Only Useable on Dragons) This is the actual worst thing I have ever read in my life I hope you know these words will one day be uttered in … Continue reading Shrek Character abilities
mitski-miyawakis: that is the worst thing i’ve seen in my life
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