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hollypunkers: Eddie: Wait, so you’ve been inside me all day long? Venom: Yes. Eddie: So you saw me eat that Hot Pocket I found in the garbage? Venom: Yes. Eddie: Any thoughts on that? Venom: No. Eddie: Oh, man. I like you.

rotten-to-the-applecore: Anne: Oh my god, a monster ate a cop today. Eddie: Maybe The cop was being a dick.

kamala-khaan: Eddie Brock: parisite Venom: blocked. Eddie Brock: wait unblock me I need to tell you something Venom: unblocked Eddie Brock: parisite

oh-niichan: jaclcfrost: i want to have really short hair i also want to grow my hair out as long as i possibly can conclusion ?????

willshebemina: venom: don’t tell your mother 😉 eddie: kiss one another ;)) venom: DIE FOR EACH OTHER

zeddpool: Eddie: Hey parasite Venom: Stop Eddie: Hey parasite Venom: Stop Eddie: *through a megaphone* HEY PARASITE Venom: I’M SENSITIVE EDDIE

scratchmann: -wade meeting Eddie&Venom- Wade: woah hey does he do tricks? Eddie: ?? No, he’s not a pet! he- Wade: *breaks/cuts a finger off and throws for Venom to catch* good boy! Whose a good boy?! You are!! Eddie: ……. Venom: *happy cronch* (: