its-ya-boi-guzma: thehistorychannel: I am speechless i cant believe im alive to read this with my own eyes
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thebootydiaries: [on a date] date: *eating* mhhghgh [food is good] me: *eating also* ghuhhg *slurp*
hungwy: karnalesbian: hungwy: Any animal: *sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sn me when i have a cold lol! Lol
florideae: not to be nsfw but the thought of someone smiling against my lips as we kiss? really makes a bitch’s heart flutter
baku:
bepeu: you can literally lay in bed and eat a block of cheese like an apple and it’s not illegal
softeeeee: chuckletruck: noodlehorsecomics: Yes please consider adopting a Greyhound, they are incredibly misunderstood pets! I was inspired to look into it when seeing them on stop 5 list of perfect apartment dogs! They are not energetic in the slightest, in fact they sleep about as much as cats do. They’re big dumb soft babies who … Continue reading
turing-tested: fadodo-monkey: turing-tested: turing-tested: anyone else think the new grinch is kinda…… hot? tell me you don’t feel even a hint of the raw sexual power emanating from this image Do you need professional help or yes
ollivander: quiznaks: quiznaks: me nervously opening an email i just got from my old creative writings class teacher titled Class Isn’t Over Folks that he sent at exactly 1:25am in the morning on a Monday what the fresh hell this is such a golden opportunity omfg i need to know what happens next
dadmek 