boatiechat: frislander: moghedien: Apollo: Sister, what are you the goddess of? Artemis: *lounging by a spring on piles of deerskin surrounded by three dozen naked girls with a dead pan expression* Virginity. “Heracles, they’re lesbians”. Note that the concept of “virginity” in Ancient times merely meant “unmarried”, and had nothing to do with sexual activity. Some priestesses … Continue reading

thefingerfuckingfemalefury: asymbina: argumate: argumate: argumate: an apocalyptic cult prophetically warning that the world won’t end, ever it’s just going to keep going on like this, groans dismal prophet apricops said: hooded figures chanting “no easy outs from this bullshit” “you can quit the game, but the game keeps playing” the Church of Grudging Resignation It … Continue reading

roseflowertheunicorn: bigtimechaos46: chychrn: noodle-dragon: the-philosophers-bone: acabosetotal: harukami: gothiccharmschool: seananmcguire: kanayahavethisdance: Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal. BURN BAGEL BURN OH WHY NOT? I need to follow up to … Continue reading

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