kingkuchiki: Please help Hi, you guys. As some of you know, my sister passed away May 30 and I’ve since been taking care of her two now 12-year-old twin boys. Since her hospitalization, almost everything you can think of has gone wrong in my life. I lost my car, lost wages from missing work, had … Continue reading
stolenswingset: donoteattheyellowsnow: 1999 – The Simpsons predicts everything that happens in the world The messed up part is that this, along with the Trump presidency, were predicted as jokes. These were seen as things so ridiculous that not only could they not actually happen, the idea of them was funny. So every time a Simpsons … Continue reading
vinnie376: Me: … My Dysphoria: You look like this
vinnie376: Me: … My Dysphoria: You look like this
whiskey-and-ink: I think men overall just don’t understand that we cannot stop the blood. If there’s nothing to collect it, it’s going everywhere. Everyone can hold a shit, can hold a piss, and can hold back sex, until it’s convenient. When we bleed there is just no stopping it. It doesn’t matter if there’s nothing … Continue reading
applejuicewerewolf: dracofidus: When my Mum was pregnant with me she was in the pub and this random creepy elderly woman that nobody ever saw before or since told her that she was going to have a boy and when I was born everyone was like “the creepy lady was wrong” but it turned out I’m … Continue reading
there’s only two emotions:
nauticalradical: 1. mood 2. big mood
pissvortex: *horny online guy voice* haha wouldn’t it be epic if you guys posted your tits, like to protest the new tumblr rules haha. it would be so awesome.
swollennugs: me looking down at my 78 year old rich husband as he collapses on the floor choking on the drink he asked me to make for him
rapewhistled: she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord
dadmek 