toboldlygointothedogpark: zoeyashe: once on halloween in high school i decided that i would give myself a treat and “forget” my gym uniform and therefore lose participation credit for the day because you cant participate without the uniform. and the teacher was like, “if you’re in costume you don’t lose credit today because halloween,” and was … Continue reading

facelesskinkyblackguyblog: spraggamuffin: aloemom: futureblackwakandan: laurdlannister-kingslayer: verssupremacy: soabuu: mariposavenenosa: fuckcornflakes: pettyqueer: “why don’t you just make the switch to twitter?” I would Barf @pussylightlytoasted lmao that last pic 😂😂😂

genviehoney: ysabelmystic: I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion. My boss once texted me “Find Jesus. He’ll … Continue reading

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