itsaspookylesbian: This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen goodnight
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lithping: name us and the contract will be sealed
iwilleatyourenglish: iwilleatyourenglish: does anyone even know what imagine dragons’ songs are about
thymelord: me: immune system why do i have a fever immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off! me: immune system: me: immune system: me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long immune system:
kyraneko: authoratmidnight: hecate-hallow: authoratmidnight: thelibrarina: squeeful: zarekthelordofthefries: acceptableduraz: zarekthelordofthefries: Not to critique evolution, but I would think orange and black stripes wouldn’t be as good for camouflage in a forest as, say, green and black would. It turns out a lot of animals can’t see the difference between orange and green! Elephants, for instance, have … Continue reading
raccoonfootproductions: c-2eta: This tweet is from 2016. Today, it was announced that Ryan is voicing Detective Pikachu. IT’S LIKE HE WAS TELLING US SOMETHING ALL ALONG. Reblogged because it’s relevant
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